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Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?
O.K
Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :p

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai…

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye…
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.