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Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.
Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

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Ko
Msgs
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Ki
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Se
Aap
Pareshan
Hai to
Aap
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Mobile
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Dekha.
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Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.

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Sitaroon ko bhi nind aati to hogi…
Tum lakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me apni surat pe hansi aati to hogi….

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Jo rooz kare muj ko Sms PIY@r
Who shakas b barda khaas hota hai

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Hamay to aapke dosti ne mara hai..

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Dosti raaz hai sada muskura ne ka
Ye koi pal bhar ki pehchan nahi
Dosti naam hai umar bhar sath nibhane ka

Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote..
Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko.
Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote….

Bahut khubsurat hai yeh sath tumhara,
Bana dijiye isse kismat hamari,
Use aur kya chahiye duniya me,
Mil gayi ho jise dosti tumhari..

Teri dosi hum iss trah
nibhayege
Aap roz khafa hona hum raz
mnayege
Par maan jana mnane se,
warna yeh bheegi palkain le ke
kahan jaynge

Lafz aap do geet hum
banaenge,
Manzil aap chuno rasta hum
bataenge,
Khush aap raho Khushiyan hum
dilayenge,
aap bas DOST bane rehna
DOSTI hum nibhayenge.

Hum dosti me had se guzar jayenge,Yeh zindgi apke naam kar jayenge,Aap roya karenge hume yaad karke,Apke daaman me itna pyar chhod jayenge..