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A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.

American students say:…..people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand

Man1: my wife is obsess w/ cars. While asleep, she holds my bird & say ‘Ferari,Porsche…’ Man2: mine is worst, she puts my bird inside her & say ‘Full Tank pls.’

Press down… down more… Ok more… YES ahh ohh yes… almost there… yeah oh shit harder… SO GOOD…! mmmmm… That’s how I sex on text!

When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine.

What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Wat’s the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT’S SHOWTIME!

What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a ‘C’ ends with a ‘T’ and has U’ and ‘N’ in the middle? Answer: ‘COCUNUT’

Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones… It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!!

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.