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Employer need responsible

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”

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Susti ki intiha

susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

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No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

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