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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .

“Where did you get those big eyes?”
“They came with the face.”

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

“Room Service? Can you send up a towel?”
“Please wait someone else is using it.”

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

“What did one ghost say to another?”
“Do you believe in people?”

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?”
Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.”

Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar Le kar aya aur bola who kya hai Bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe Ga?

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kiya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k pass ja k Beth jata hoon
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: to AC on kar leta hoon

Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, “Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan.”

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,  
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!