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s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit

Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

“Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?”
“I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in four months.”

“Why don’t you give your husband a divorce?”
“What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?”

“What do use for washing dishes?”
“Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best.“

We have a quiet home life. I don’t speak to her and she doesn’t speak to me.

“My wife doesn’t know what she wants.”
“You’re lucky. My wife does.”

I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.

“Has there been any insanity in your family?”
“Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he’s the boss.”

A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

“Do you think I”ll lose my looks as I get older?”
“Yes if you’re lucky.”

“Look, guide, here are some lion tracks.”
“Good. You see where they go and I’ll find out where they came from.”

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.