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ji kar raha hai k aaj tumhain tanhai main leja kar apne hontoon se
1 k
1 ki
1 kis
1 kiss
1 kissa sunaon billi or chohe ka

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

aap aur
main
yani hum
dono
aaj
rat
ko
ek
dosre
ko
12 baje
k
bad
akele
main
miss calls dain gay…-)

koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,tujhse koi rishta nai fir bhi ek aas hai kehne ko buhat hain apne magar tu ek khas he ZYADA EMOTIONAL NA HONA UPAR SAB BAKWAAS HAI

Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…

Jise samjha Leher Pepsi
Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi
Jise samjha Coca Cola
Woh nikla Dhoka Cola
Ab piyo Wine and Whisky
Life hoga No More Risky

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya……..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.
Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

MAFI NAMA:
Agar
Meri
Raat
Ko
Msgs
Bhejne
Ki
Aadat
Se
Aap
Pareshan
Hai to
Aap
Apna
Mobile
Toilet me fek dena
NA RAHEGA BAS NA BAJEGI BASURI.

Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

Ek yug tha jab log ghar ke dwar par likhte the ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha SHUB LAABH
Fir likha UR WELCOME
Aur ab
KUTTE SE SAAWDHAN.

Thief with knife: tera paisa nikaal!
Man:do you know who i am? I am a politician.
Thief: accha ? To phir mera paisa nikaal….!