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“Room Service? Can you send up a towel?”
“Please wait someone else is using it.”

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

“What did one ghost say to another?”
“Do you believe in people?”

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?”
Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.”

The wrong kind of people dislike u for the gud in u & the right kind of people like u knowing even the bad in u…
That makes a gud Relationship!

I kept ur name in my Journal & posted u in the Ledger of my heart.
U’ll b classified as an Asset, coz ur market value as a friend never Depriciate!

Gud relationship is like a tree.
It demands attention & care in d beginning.
But once it blossoms, it provides shade & protecting in all situations of Life

A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat.
Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path

Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar Le kar aya aur bola who kya hai Bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe Ga?

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kiya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k pass ja k Beth jata hoon
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: to AC on kar leta hoon

Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

Girl : Bus bhi karo AB!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi NE dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya AB mein thumain nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora as aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka to mein fail ho [...]

True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
And Love even with little Communication!!!

What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its….OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!