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“Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?”
“I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in four months.”

“Why don’t you give your husband a divorce?”
“What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?”

“What do use for washing dishes?”
“Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best.“

We have a quiet home life. I don’t speak to her and she doesn’t speak to me.

“My wife doesn’t know what she wants.”
“You’re lucky. My wife does.”

I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.

“Has there been any insanity in your family?”
“Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he’s the boss.”

A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

“Do you think I”ll lose my looks as I get older?”
“Yes if you’re lucky.”

“Look, guide, here are some lion tracks.”
“Good. You see where they go and I’ll find out where they came from.”